Edible Self Help books, now there’s an idea.
I am starting a new religion. My followers will write big chunky books about me, about the great things I’ve said and done. Thousands of years from now people of my religion will argue with people from other religions. They will post meaningful photos on social media sites with little quotes from me attached.
I will be long gone and they will still be debating my words. I’ll admit, my religion is hard work. Mere meditation won’t cut it. I will expect my folllowers to be all talk and little action. It will be called Hypocrisy and my followers will be called Hypocrites. It will eventually smother all existing religions. People will know what is important in this life. “Self” help books will be flying off the shelves like hot cakes. The world will live in peace and harmony under one….small group who know what’s best for all souls, all spirits.