He who procrastinates…

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Procrastination. I’ll come clean…I had to look it up.

I have heard the term a few times before and I had an idea that it was a swanky word for time wasting. A quick look in the dictionary and, yes, that seems to be what it means.

There is another term I must check out sometime; Ad-hock. The spelling is probably wrong but that is how it sounds. I have heard it used once or twice in the past. I heard it again today on the radio. I think it means “a quick fix”. There is a certain radio host who must have learned all his English from a Jane Austin novel. He speaks like she writes (she wrote), if you know what I mean – Why use a small word when a big word will do? You know the sort. Still, without people like him we would probably be back to babbling if left to our own devices.

Incidentally, I believe the term babbling comes from a Bible story about a tower of babel.  The people of Babylon were building a tower to the heavens and, long story short, God didn’t like it and cursed them all with different languages so they couldn’t understand each other.

I guess something simple like “Pass me the cement, please.” would then come out like “Tobhair dom an straighil, le do thoil.” Before long the builders were like “huh?” Nobody understood each other.

The chances are that is just pure myth but there again, who knows?

Getting back to procrastination, it could also come under the same banner as hesitation. Years ago, at a disco, I was procrastinating about asking a certain girl to dance with me. The tunes played on and the time rolled by and yes, you guessed it, another lad got in before me. I can still hear my friend’s words when I confided my heartbreak to him. “Frankie,” he said as he patted my shoulder “he who hesitates, masturbates!”

So my advice to any procrastinators is – Go easy, too much can make you blind.

Myth?

Thsnk yiu fir..

Forgive me, I find this font size quite hard to read.

Thank you for reading

Frankie.

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13 thoughts on “He who procrastinates…

  1. I laughed to myself at “Pass me the cement, please.” Then I laughed out loud at … “He who hesitates, … ”

    well, you know, you wrote it!

    Terrific, funny, piece. Thanks, Frankie

  2. Hi Cheryl, I popped in yesterday for old times sake. Good to see you are still snapping wonderful photos and spreading your message of peace.
    My family are all pretty well. The three girls are almost taller than me now, but never wiser 🙂
    I am one year away from completing a diploma in archaeology. I don’t know where it will lead as a career-change chance but for now I’m still trucking.
    I may return to blogging again but I have enough on my plate at the moment. Either way, you will be first to know, my dear and talented friend xx

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